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Derek. 18. Space Player :) Land of Song and Frogs. icon credit to ikimaru!

rosaparking:

he sent birds yeah

naturepunk:

madameatomicbomb:

cochelicot:

did-you-kno:

Source

this explains a lot

They were like, “Why are we feeding ourselves and shitting in the desert when we could enslave the humans. They’ll feed us and provide warm laps and boxes not intended for our naptime pleasure and we’ll vomit in their shoes, but they will think us adorable, even when we bite them. ENSLAVE THE HUMANS! THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW OUR PLANS! MWAHAHAHAA!”

Accurate. 

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

officialalltimelow:

Tyler Joseph scaring the fuck out of everyone by standing on top of the stage lights rail without reinforcements. 

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

twentyonefighters:

rigamo12:

I don’t think any of you are ready for this video, but I’m putting it up here anyways.

OH MY GOSH

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

factota:

fuck

postracialcomments:

pheretic:

youngblackandvegan:

akbrrdatt:

thinksquad:

"So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson

This is the world we live in.

just awful

I’m having a growing disdain for law enforcement 

I’ve always had a huge disdain for “law enforcement” 

fabulusly:

i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second